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Dear Cher,
I met this great girl [womyn] at a party. We danced, we kissed, we made out, we discussed our future together and we picked out names for our kids.  Now, I am thinking I might want to see her again.  Should I put a "I saw you" ad in  the Georgia Straight?

NO, you idiot. You should have asked her for her phone number.  What is wrong with people in this city?

Dear Cher,
Are there really wolf puppies in this city?

Yes, how many times do I have to tell people this already.
Dear Cher,
I have a question about microeconomics. If an oligopolist is selling products at point E6 on the demand curve, for quantities less than Q1 where the corresponding MF is AF would MT intersect at quantity Q?

Yogurt costs less on Commercial Drive. Okay?

Dear Cher,
I am a 27 year old women, with a BA and I am thinking about applying for a job at the UN.  What do you think my chances are?

Obviously they will want you to be Secretary General tomorrow.
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Dear Cher,
A women gave me her phone number yesterday.  What does this mean?

Obviously she is madly in love with you.
Dear Cher.
Do you think you are too optimistic?

No.

Dear Cher.
Dear Cher,
Do you you want to go out to someplace where you might meet eligible  men?


No, my hair is dirty, and they are all hipsters there, and I have to go to a staggette, and I have to go to an all-women party, and

Dear Cher,
What is the difference between AC and DC electricity?


Um, I will leave that for you to figure out.
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Okay, if you really want to know it is 0.6.